Function Health vs Parsley Health

Function Health vs Parsley Health: these solve different problems, so the better choice depends on what you want. Function Health ($365/year) is comprehensive biomarker testing with 100+ markers and not much else. Parsley Health (its Complete Care membership runs $150/month if Parsley is in-network with your insurance, or $275/month out of network) is a full functional medicine membership: 60-80+ biomarkers plus ongoing clinician access, health coaching, nutrition plans, and prescriptions. If you mainly want the labs, Function is the value pick. If you want a doctor managing a chronic condition, Parsley is doing far more.

I've personally tested Function Health and worked through its full results experience, and I reviewed Parsley Health's membership and panel details on their own website. This page lays out where the two actually differ so you don't pay for features you won't use.

Below I compare them on pricing, the lab tests included, and which one is the better fit for different goals.

Function vs Parsley Health comparison table

Feature / Biomarker
Function Health
Annual Membership
Parsley Health
Parsley Complete Care
Price$365/yr$150–$275/mo
Number of Biomarkers12841
Features
Mobile App
Web App
Doctor Review
Testing FrequencyTwice per year (Annual: 100+ tests, Follow-up: 60+ tests)Twice per year
Nutrition Plans
Prescriptions (if necessary)
Biomarkers
ABO Blood Group
Alanine Aminotransferase
Albumin
Albumin/Globulin Ratio
Alkaline Phosphatase
Amorphous Sediment
Amylase
Anti-Mullerian Hormone (AMH)
Anti-Nuclear Antibodies Pattern
Anti-Nuclear Antibodies Screen
Anti-Nuclear Antibodies Titer
Apolipoprotein B
Arachidonic Acid/EPA Ratio
Aspartate Aminotransferase
BUN (Blood Urea Nitrogen)
BUN/Creatinine Ratio
Basophils
Bilirubin
Biological Age
Calcium
Calcium Oxalate Crystals
Carbon Dioxide (CO2)
Chloride
Cholesterol/HDL Ratio
Cortisol
Creatinine
DHEA-Sulfate
Eosinophils
Estradiol (E2)
Fasting Insulin
Ferritin
Folate
Follicle Stimulating Hormone (FSH)
Free T3 (Triiodothyronine)
Free T4 (Thyroxine)
Gamma-Glutamyl Transferase
Globulin
Glucose
HDL Cholesterol
Hematocrit
Hemoglobin
Hemoglobin A1c
High-Sensitivity C-Reactive Protein
Homocysteine
Hyaline Casts
Iron
Iron Saturation
Ketones
LDL Cholesterol
LDL Particle Number
LDL Pattern
LDL Peak Size
Large HDL Particles
Lead
Leptin
Lipase
Lipoprotein (a)
Luteinizing Hormone (LH)
Lymphocytes
Magnesium
Mean Corpuscular Volume (MCV)
Mean Platelet Volume (MPV)
Medium LDL Particles
Mercury
Methylmalonic Acid
Monocytes
Neutrophils
Non-HDL Cholesterol
Omega-3 DHA
Omega-3 DPA
Omega-3 EPA
Omega-3 Total
Omega-6 Arachidonic Acid
Omega-6 Linoleic Acid
Omega-6 Total
Omega-6/Omega-3 Ratio
PSA Free
PSA Percent Free
PSA Total
Platelet Count
Platelets
Potassium
Prolactin
Red Blood Cell Count
Red Cell Distribution Width (RDW)
Rheumatoid Factor
Selenium
Sex Hormone Binding Globulin (SHBG)
Small LDL Particles
Sodium
Squamous Epithelial Cells
Testosterone (Total and Free)
Testosterone Free
Testosterone Total
Thyroglobulin Antibodies
Thyroid Peroxidase Antibodies
Thyroid-Stimulating Hormone
Total Bilirubin
Total Cholesterol
Total Iron Binding Capacity
Triglycerides
Uric Acid
Urine Appearance
Urine Bacteria
Urine Bilirubin
Urine Blood
Urine Color
Urine Glucose
Urine Leukocyte Esterase
Urine Nitrite
Urine Protein
Urine Red Blood Cells
Urine Specific Gravity
Urine White Blood Cells
Urine Yeast
Urine pH
Vitamin B12
Vitamin D
Vitamin D (25-Hydroxy)
White Blood Cell Count
Zinc
eGFR (Estimated Glomerular Filtration Rate)

Where Function is stronger than Parsley

Where Parsley is stronger than Function

Function vs Parsley Health pricing

Function Health is $365/year for the testing membership. Parsley Health's Complete Care membership is $150/month if Parsley is in-network with your insurance, or $275/month out of network, roughly $1,800 to $3,300/year. That buys far more than labs: ongoing clinician visits, coaching, nutrition plans, and prescriptions. They aren't really priced against each other, since one is a lab service and the other is a care membership that happens to include testing.

Function vs Parsley Health: which is better?

If you primarily want a broad, affordable biomarker panel you can track over time, Function Health is the better value. If you want a clinician actively managing your care, especially for a complex or chronic condition, Parsley Health does much more for the higher price. Choose based on whether you're buying data or buying ongoing care.