Function Health vs Parsley Health
Function Health vs Parsley Health: these solve different problems, so the better choice depends on what you want. Function Health ($365/year) is comprehensive biomarker testing with 100+ markers and not much else. Parsley Health (its Complete Care membership runs $150/month if Parsley is in-network with your insurance, or $275/month out of network) is a full functional medicine membership: 60-80+ biomarkers plus ongoing clinician access, health coaching, nutrition plans, and prescriptions. If you mainly want the labs, Function is the value pick. If you want a doctor managing a chronic condition, Parsley is doing far more.
I've personally tested Function Health and worked through its full results experience, and I reviewed Parsley Health's membership and panel details on their own website. This page lays out where the two actually differ so you don't pay for features you won't use.
Below I compare them on pricing, the lab tests included, and which one is the better fit for different goals.
Function vs Parsley Health comparison table
| Feature / Biomarker | Function Health Annual Membership | Parsley Health Parsley Complete Care |
|---|---|---|
| Price | $365/yr | $150–$275/mo |
| Number of Biomarkers | 128 | 41 |
| Features | ||
| Mobile App | ✓ | ✓ |
| Web App | ✓ | ✓ |
| Doctor Review | ✓ | |
| Testing Frequency | Twice per year (Annual: 100+ tests, Follow-up: 60+ tests) | Twice per year |
| Nutrition Plans | ✓ | |
| Prescriptions (if necessary) | ✓ | |
| Biomarkers | ||
| ABO Blood Group | ✓ | |
| Alanine Aminotransferase | ✓ | ✓ |
| Albumin | ✓ | ✓ |
| Albumin/Globulin Ratio | ✓ | |
| Alkaline Phosphatase | ✓ | ✓ |
| Amorphous Sediment | ✓ | |
| Amylase | ✓ | |
| Anti-Mullerian Hormone (AMH) | ✓ | |
| Anti-Nuclear Antibodies Pattern | ✓ | |
| Anti-Nuclear Antibodies Screen | ✓ | |
| Anti-Nuclear Antibodies Titer | ✓ | |
| Apolipoprotein B | ✓ | ✓ |
| Arachidonic Acid/EPA Ratio | ✓ | |
| Aspartate Aminotransferase | ✓ | ✓ |
| BUN (Blood Urea Nitrogen) | ✓ | ✓ |
| BUN/Creatinine Ratio | ✓ | |
| Basophils | ✓ | |
| Bilirubin | ✓ | |
| Biological Age | ✓ | |
| Calcium | ✓ | |
| Calcium Oxalate Crystals | ✓ | |
| Carbon Dioxide (CO2) | ✓ | |
| Chloride | ✓ | |
| Cholesterol/HDL Ratio | ✓ | |
| Cortisol | ✓ | ✓ |
| Creatinine | ✓ | ✓ |
| DHEA-Sulfate | ✓ | ✓ |
| Eosinophils | ✓ | |
| Estradiol (E2) | ✓ | ✓ |
| Fasting Insulin | ✓ | |
| Ferritin | ✓ | ✓ |
| Folate | ✓ | |
| Follicle Stimulating Hormone (FSH) | ✓ | ✓ |
| Free T3 (Triiodothyronine) | ✓ | ✓ |
| Free T4 (Thyroxine) | ✓ | ✓ |
| Gamma-Glutamyl Transferase | ✓ | ✓ |
| Globulin | ✓ | |
| Glucose | ✓ | ✓ |
| HDL Cholesterol | ✓ | ✓ |
| Hematocrit | ✓ | ✓ |
| Hemoglobin | ✓ | ✓ |
| Hemoglobin A1c | ✓ | ✓ |
| High-Sensitivity C-Reactive Protein | ✓ | ✓ |
| Homocysteine | ✓ | ✓ |
| Hyaline Casts | ✓ | |
| Iron | ✓ | ✓ |
| Iron Saturation | ✓ | |
| Ketones | ✓ | |
| LDL Cholesterol | ✓ | ✓ |
| LDL Particle Number | ✓ | |
| LDL Pattern | ✓ | |
| LDL Peak Size | ✓ | |
| Large HDL Particles | ✓ | |
| Lead | ✓ | |
| Leptin | ✓ | |
| Lipase | ✓ | |
| Lipoprotein (a) | ✓ | |
| Luteinizing Hormone (LH) | ✓ | ✓ |
| Lymphocytes | ✓ | |
| Magnesium | ✓ | ✓ |
| Mean Corpuscular Volume (MCV) | ✓ | |
| Mean Platelet Volume (MPV) | ✓ | |
| Medium LDL Particles | ✓ | |
| Mercury | ✓ | |
| Methylmalonic Acid | ✓ | |
| Monocytes | ✓ | |
| Neutrophils | ✓ | |
| Non-HDL Cholesterol | ✓ | |
| Omega-3 DHA | ✓ | |
| Omega-3 DPA | ✓ | |
| Omega-3 EPA | ✓ | |
| Omega-3 Total | ✓ | |
| Omega-6 Arachidonic Acid | ✓ | |
| Omega-6 Linoleic Acid | ✓ | |
| Omega-6 Total | ✓ | |
| Omega-6/Omega-3 Ratio | ✓ | |
| PSA Free | ✓ | |
| PSA Percent Free | ✓ | |
| PSA Total | ✓ | |
| Platelet Count | ✓ | |
| Platelets | ✓ | |
| Potassium | ✓ | |
| Prolactin | ✓ | |
| Red Blood Cell Count | ✓ | ✓ |
| Red Cell Distribution Width (RDW) | ✓ | |
| Rheumatoid Factor | ✓ | |
| Selenium | ✓ | |
| Sex Hormone Binding Globulin (SHBG) | ✓ | ✓ |
| Small LDL Particles | ✓ | |
| Sodium | ✓ | |
| Squamous Epithelial Cells | ✓ | |
| Testosterone (Total and Free) | ✓ | |
| Testosterone Free | ✓ | |
| Testosterone Total | ✓ | |
| Thyroglobulin Antibodies | ✓ | |
| Thyroid Peroxidase Antibodies | ✓ | |
| Thyroid-Stimulating Hormone | ✓ | ✓ |
| Total Bilirubin | ✓ | |
| Total Cholesterol | ✓ | ✓ |
| Total Iron Binding Capacity | ✓ | |
| Triglycerides | ✓ | ✓ |
| Uric Acid | ✓ | |
| Urine Appearance | ✓ | |
| Urine Bacteria | ✓ | |
| Urine Bilirubin | ✓ | |
| Urine Blood | ✓ | |
| Urine Color | ✓ | |
| Urine Glucose | ✓ | |
| Urine Leukocyte Esterase | ✓ | |
| Urine Nitrite | ✓ | |
| Urine Protein | ✓ | |
| Urine Red Blood Cells | ✓ | |
| Urine Specific Gravity | ✓ | |
| Urine White Blood Cells | ✓ | |
| Urine Yeast | ✓ | |
| Urine pH | ✓ | |
| Vitamin B12 | ✓ | |
| Vitamin D | ✓ | |
| Vitamin D (25-Hydroxy) | ✓ | |
| White Blood Cell Count | ✓ | ✓ |
| Zinc | ✓ | |
| eGFR (Estimated Glomerular Filtration Rate) | ✓ | ✓ |
Where Function is stronger than Parsley
- Far lower price: At $365/year, Function costs less than two months of Parsley Complete Care, and tests more biomarkers.
- More comprehensive biomarker panel: Function includes 100+ biomarkers vs Parsley's 80, with specialized markers like omega fatty acids, advanced lipid particles, and heavy metals
- Focus on testing: If you primarily want detailed biomarker data without the full medical membership, Function is more targeted
- Polished data visualization: Function Health's app provides detailed explanations and tracking for all biomarkers
Where Parsley is stronger than Function
- Full medical membership: Parsley includes ongoing access to functional medicine clinicians, coaching, and care management, not just testing.
- Prescription capabilities: Parsley clinicians can prescribe medications and supplements as part of your treatment plan
- Root-cause approach: Parsley focuses on functional medicine principles to address underlying health issues, which can be good for people with complex chronic illnesses (POTS, ME/CFS, etc).
Function vs Parsley Health pricing
Function Health is $365/year for the testing membership. Parsley Health's Complete Care membership is $150/month if Parsley is in-network with your insurance, or $275/month out of network, roughly $1,800 to $3,300/year. That buys far more than labs: ongoing clinician visits, coaching, nutrition plans, and prescriptions. They aren't really priced against each other, since one is a lab service and the other is a care membership that happens to include testing.
Function vs Parsley Health: which is better?
If you primarily want a broad, affordable biomarker panel you can track over time, Function Health is the better value. If you want a clinician actively managing your care, especially for a complex or chronic condition, Parsley Health does much more for the higher price. Choose based on whether you're buying data or buying ongoing care.